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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7687 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
