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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9660 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
