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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5053 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2075 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7338 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
