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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5104 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6863 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6185 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
