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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
