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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9679 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
