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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5950 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9797 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2491 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
