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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7070 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
