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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3060 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
