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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
