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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9838 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7721 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling 
