Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Crops Grown: 4819
Zombie Dances: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KimJongCraftWarzone

    KimJongCraftWarzone
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Koreans and Russians teaming up to take over Ukraine! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Imagine building your base while dodging bullets and explosions, it’s like a real-life war zone but with pixelated blocks. Plus, the loot you can get from looting enemy bases is off the charts. So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Stranger Window Minecraft

    Stranger Window Minecraft
    so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u, dis place is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. but watch out, cuz there’s also zombies and creepers ready to blow ur stuff up.

    we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.

    so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Forgetful Elephants Server

    Forgetful Elephants Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where elephants remember your scent after many years!! 🐘🐘

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?

    our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.

    join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pancake Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pancake Paradise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our chocolate chip pancakes and french toast is the gameplay! Join us and feast on delicious virtual treats while you build, mine, and explore in a world so tasty, you’ll forget about real food for weeks! Who needs money when you can have a virtual pancake party every day? Join us now and let the hunger games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Farms Harvested: 991 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 43
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Ru Paul’s Drag Race Minecraft SMP

    Ru Paul’s Drag Race Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to show off your fabulous building skills while strutting your stuff in the latest season of Ru Paul’s drag race? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?

    But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WeddingDressDrama

    WeddingDressDrama
    Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other! We have a strict dress code of red only, because the bride will be wearing black and she doesn’t want any broke teenagers ruining her photos with their “unflattering” outfits. But don’t worry, we have a special section for players who refuse to follow the dress code – you can attend the wedding in your old, tight black dress and start some epic in-game drama. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand the importance of a good dress code? Join now and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Runes Activated: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MoneyMakers Minecraft SMP

    MoneyMakers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world, mining for hours just to scrape together a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have 6 figure earners roaming around like it’s no big deal. How do they do it, you ask? Well, rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But hey, if you’re brave enough to take on those fluffy little demons, you too could be rolling in the diamonds in no time. So why not join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Who knows, maybe you’ll even be able to afford your own virtual yacht one day.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Animals Bred: 47
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Runes Activated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyBedroomAntics

    BlockyBedroomAntics
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, losing your virginity is just the beginning of the wild adventures that await you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of creepers crash your party and challenge you to a dance-off. If you can out-dance them, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the most epic raves in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to dubstep while wearing a diamond helmet.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these insane adventures on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PreggoCraft – Asthma Risk Reduced!

    PreggoCraft – Asthma Risk Reduced!
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that, like, playing on our server can reduce the risk of asthma in your future child by, like, HALF? yea, you heard that right! just by, like, playing minecraft with us, your baby can breathe easy, yo.

    our server is, like, the ultimate place to be if you wanna be a super fit mama and have a healthy baby. we got all the crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you running, jumping, and sweating like never before. plus, our virtual environment is, like, so clean and fresh that it will make your real-life air seem like a polluted dumpster in comparison.

    so, like, forget about boring old exercise classes and join us on our minecraft server for the ultimate workout and baby health benefits. your future child will thank you for it, trust us. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to a healthier, asthma-free baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Crops Grown: 9625

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixelated Manga Industry Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Manga Industry Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where the Manga industry in Japan is thriving like never before! Forget about digital subscriptions, we’ve got physical Manga flying off the shelves left and right. You’ll be surrounded by all the latest and greatest Manga series, making every day feel like a trip to a Manga paradise.

    But that’s not all! Ever wondered what happens to anime when print dies? Well, on our server, anime comes to life in the most unexpected ways. You’ll see your favorite characters jumping out of the pages and into the Minecraft world, ready to join you on all your adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where Manga reigns supreme and anime is more real than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Classic Urusei Yatsura Thread Minecraft SMP

    Classic Urusei Yatsura Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world and want to escape to a land where anime and manga are the only things that matter? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a world where anime and manga characters come to life!

    Imagine building your own house next to Naruto, going on adventures with Luffy from One Piece, or even having a tea party with Sailor Moon. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where anything can happen.

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of evil villains plotting to take over the server and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you be the hero we need?

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of anime madness and crazy adventures, then join our SMP today! Who needs the real world when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 771742 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NoNoMineNoNo

    NoNoMineNoNo
    Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive ones, that is). Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DragonTooth Minecraft Server

    DragonTooth Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have dragons with teeth guarding our borders just like Lithuania! you gotta be quick and sneaky to get past them and claim your loot! but watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! team up with your friends and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano! join now for the adventure of a lifetime, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyRafa38

    CraftyRafa38
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own tennis court and pretend to be rafael nadal in retirement! smash those creepers like u smash those tennis balls! also we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the zombie apocalypse while eating strawberries and cream just like at wimbledon. don’t miss out on the chance to be the next grand slam champion of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft server: Brekky Time

    Minecraft server: Brekky Time
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?

    So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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