Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436
Void Gems Collected: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Animals Bred: 21
Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2955 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 New Chunks Explored: 255073
    Magic Items Found: 3044 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2937

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

    TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

    MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ores Mined: 5077
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyHealthHazards

    BlockyHealthHazards
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

    CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cash Birthday Card Fun

    Cash Birthday Card Fun
    yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4733 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

    VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds
    lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

    Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!
    Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
    Survival Server 2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Server Claim free plot, build within reason
    Lifesteal Server NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

    FAQ

    Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

    A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

    Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

    A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

    Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

    A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

    Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

    A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

    Check out our links:

    And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

    I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

    But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

    Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8852 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters
    Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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