Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Buildings Constructed: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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