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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4750 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8182 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!