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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 255 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2287 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!