Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PotterCraftMC

    PotterCraftMC

    Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

    Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Ferox MC

    Ferox MC

    Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fancycraft Server

    Fancycraft Server

    Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

    >> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Chaotic United

    Chaotic United

    – Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

    Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PokeClash

    PokeClash

    PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

    Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

    The IP is play.pokeclash.com

    Come join us and have fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Potions Brewed: 38
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Aarons World

    Aarons World

    Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Crops Grown: 3061
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Diversity Network

    Diversity Network

    Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

    Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

    We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

    There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

    We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

    For more information about the server please check out our website:

    About Diversity

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5085 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MCPVP

    MCPVP

    MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

    Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Kratos Minecraft

    Kratos Minecraft

    A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Farms Harvested: 903
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Givmehdiamonds Server

    Givmehdiamonds Server

    *50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

    IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Animals Bred: 43 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5522 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Emeralds Found: 3194 Ores Mined: 3596

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • AsiaCraft

    AsiaCraft

    Asia-Craft

    Here are some quick facts about us!

    High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3225
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Craftsylvania

    Craftsylvania

    **Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

    **Features:**

    – just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

    **Rules:**

    – no hacked clients – no griefing

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3205
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafteemc

    Crafteemc

    Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

    Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

    Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineSworn Community

    MineSworn Community

    Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

    Established 2011

    We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

    under construction

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 5667
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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