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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Towns Built: 9
Dragons Tamed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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