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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Crops Grown: 4358 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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