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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1675 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7500 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.
Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
