BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	52
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2785
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4340
Potions Brewed:	198	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1383	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	340678
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1525	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1321	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Star Shards Collected:	152
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	1097

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.