BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Runes Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Animals Bred:	176

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Emeralds Found:	2208
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nomercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.