BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Emeralds Found:	5480
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	4746
Ores Mined:	2626	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.