BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kingdoms of Wyrmwood

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

NOW WITH TWO ADDITIONAL MMO CLASSES!

Welcome to Kingdoms of Wyrmwood, we’re a friendly fantasy towny server with lots of custom models, dungeons, pets, mounts, level rewards and so much more! We would love to see you in game, please do come check us out! Our community is very relaxed, our peak hours are about 9PM GMT / 5PM EST.

Towny – Towny is the main feature of the plugin, we have a plethora of open and welcoming towns with many members and many different features, We have special towny chats in our discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4540
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HYPIXMC

Survival

SURVIVAL WITH A LOT OF FEATURES

– WARZONE ISLAND – FARM ISLAND – MINE ISLAND – JOBS – SHOP – QUESTS

AND MORE COME JOIN

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RiverNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AzgardSurvival

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Azgar – The Endless Adventure in the World of Survival! Immerse yourself in the ultimate survival experience on our Minecraft server. In Azgar, the adventure never ends, and you decide how to forge your path in this vast world!

Special features:

Custom survival map with unique biomes. Exciting PvP matchups and epic events. Build your home and be part of an active community. Full compatibility with all versions of Minecraft. Regular events with amazing rewards. Unlock special abilities, customize your character and forge your legend in Azgar!

Connect now! IP: play.azgard.space

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4424	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Dragon Eggs Found:	763	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	817297
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	5003	Dragon Eggs Found:	3152
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Items Found:	1686
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2047
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3483	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.