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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	5777	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Farms Harvested:	234

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	2484	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Animals Bred:	194	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1823	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	1587

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Dragons Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.