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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5110

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	6330
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	198	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	3658	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	8804
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1506
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!