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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	3426
Void Armor Forged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	525
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ores Mined:	973	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Enchantments Applied:	128	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	674	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Crops Grown:	3910	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4630	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.