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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7321	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	New Chunks Explored:	95981
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7174
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5369	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	6716
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Reforged Network

Factions, FTB, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Reforged Network Vanilla & ModdedVanilla: > Survival Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Lifesteal Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Free For All (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Box PvP (1.9 > 1.20.1)Modded: > Arcane Classic (1.7.10) > FTAM Classic (1.7.10)Join our Discord Community! https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	4003

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.