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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ores Mined:	6931	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7122	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3259
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Animals Bred:	60	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Potions Brewed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!