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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	198
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ores Mined:	6869
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	265
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6988	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	372878	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8086	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2244
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9198	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	New Chunks Explored:	965919
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.