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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

Block.sqlm.ro

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	2338
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	842	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3217
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.