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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
Villages Defended: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Magic Items Found: 6715
Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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