BlockyTouch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1443	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	144

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	1117
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	3777	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	2386	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

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Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2