BlockyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	156
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	586
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	193	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Villages Defended:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Divine Spears Created:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	5775

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	139
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3550	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9