BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7428
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Emeralds Found:	3835

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Animals Bred:	101

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	308798

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.