BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Animals Bred:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Emeralds Found:	5518
Mines Excavated:	4596	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9431	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	6275
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9668
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mines Excavated:	3517	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!