so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
Players Killed by Monsters: 8285 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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