so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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