come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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