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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8364 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 143 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2471 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!