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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4392 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 711 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!