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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5405 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3548 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!