BlockyLoveReject

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Chimeras Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 122 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ores Mined: 3883 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3981
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 148
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Falling into the Void: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Crops Grown: 6566 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ores Mined: 2768 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Animals Bred: 73 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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