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Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4901
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	1343	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	159	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4022
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	3765
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	8733
Enchantments Applied:	120	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2329	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	6190
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	8802	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5826
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2032
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2716
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Votes:	9031
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1