Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 6:32 PM

New Minecraft Servers
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mining partner! Our server is filled with love-struck creepers looking for that special someone to build a blocky empire with.

But beware, there’s a subtle red flag that most people overlook in relationships on our server – if your partner starts hoarding all the diamonds for themselves, it might be time to reevaluate your blocky romance. Join now and let the love (and the diamonds) flow!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 445

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

    Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP
    So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

    Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

    Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of evil girls taking over your Minecraft SMP server? Look no further, because our server has the solution! Join us and help us defeat the evil girls by building giant statues of cute puppies to distract them. Trust us, it’s the only way to stop their reign of terror. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and save the world from the evil girls!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Farms Harvested: 192

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • IronLine server Minecraft

    IronLine server Minecraft

    IronLine Best Grief Server!

    IronLine.mc-dns.net:25793

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers dance to dubstep music, and the trees drop candy instead of wood.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 436 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

    Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Rumor has it that Steve Wallis is actually a Chechen spy sent to infiltrate our server and steal all our diamonds. But don’t worry, we’ve got llamas trained in the ancient art of karate to protect us. Join us for epic battles, secret underground lairs, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5167 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 839537 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

    Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only spinning wheel you’ll find is the one that churns out epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us and discover a world where maidens and women are actually the rulers, using their spinning wheel powers to create the craziest quests and challenges for players to conquer. Who knew that falsehood could be so fun?

    So if you’re ready to trust in the words of these spinning wheel masters and embark on a journey like no other, then join our server now and prepare to have your heart shaped in the most unexpected ways!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5155 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 6104

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Happy Polish Partition Remembrance Day Minecraft SMP

    Happy Polish Partition Remembrance Day Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and win a diamond sword as a prize. But oh no, the sword is cursed and now you have to fight off a hoard of zombie chickens!

    But don’t worry, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King who will help you defeat the zombie chickens with his army of flying cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the Endermen like to get down.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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