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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4314 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
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