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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7304 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
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