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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 988 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1219 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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