BlockyLove Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2489	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck in a bad relationship with boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like the perfect partner – always there for you, never boring, and full of surprises.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. We have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So why stay in a bad relationship with other servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Come on over and let the fun begin!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8283
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6954	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	93	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	7834	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	691	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	130383	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	179
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me