BlockyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	459	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	6095	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5203
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6685	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8493
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2386	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	155636	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	121	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Villages Defended:	18